Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Wait... Barry Used Steroids??



The news of the day concerns this week's issue of Sports Illustrated, which features an excerpt from a damning book on Barry Bonds' steroid use. Barry's on the cover with a headline proclaiming "The Truth." The evidence outlined within is supposedly watertight.

Not a surprise, of course - just look at the pictures. The guy's head changed, and he went from being a stick figure to the Michelin Man. What really makes my stomach turn is the impact he could still have on baseball's cherished records. Something has to be done, somehow, some way, to prevent this greedy bastard from surpassing George Herman and the classy, dignified Hank Aaron. Someone take a bat to his knee (where's Tonya Harding when you need her?) and please, do it quickly.

Comments:
That before and after is pretty remarkable. Has anyone done the same for Michael Jordan? Look at his old pictures when he was at North Carolina. He gained as much weight as Bonds and also has a big bald head.
 
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